Did you know ColtStudioGroup.com relaunched their website today? From what I've seen, it's pretty fucking fantastic–and “Jack Tanner” seems no where to be found! So, in celebration, we have a special post featuring a clip from one of the first vids I ever saw featuring the amazing Jake Tanner:

Okay, wanna hear something hysterical? On the site that serves these promo clips to webmasters like me, the PR fairies have described the above thusly:
After the workout, this homosexual masturbates in shower.
Words fail me (and, apparently, them).