IT'S SPOOKY SEASON! With rain hitting LA just this week, I can say we are officially in fall. And in the spooky season that reigns over this month! Whether or not you like to get scared by Halloween, the season is just special. Holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas are just around the corner and they usually come with some rest and relaxation. But today, I get to talk about what happens when Halloween and porn mix because why not?
While it can easily be said that gay porn is camp, nothing beats gay porn celebrating major holidays like Halloween. And while we expect many more campy horror-themed videos to come out in the next month, here are some spooky gay porn clips for you to enjoy….if you dare!
THE GUY SITE:
Always happy to feature The Guy Site and one of my favorite men who I hope never disappears from their site: Jack 5. Featured as one of their promos for Halloween, the site had bodybuilder Jack 5 in a Michael Myers mask that made me feel things for the iconic villain I had never felt before. Makes me wonder if Michael Myers really is that bad. Maybe he just needs some love and attention.
MEN:
You knew Men.com would be featured here so why not just get them out of the way. As you know. they have made grade-A parodies that rival any highly budgeted studio out there. And while I feel like they have made many parodies that can fit this article’s theme, I am happy to talk about another classic Halloween villain: the werewolf as featured in HOWL. Featuring favorites Paddy O'Brian in most of these scenes and Colby Keller, I am ready to curl up with some pumpkin spice lube and popcorn.
Colby Keller 
Paddy O'Brian
BROMO:
A few years ago, Bromo came out with their Cream For Me – A XXX Parody putting them in solid competition with Men.com for similar content. While I couldn't find much in terms of variety with the studio, their strong XXX parody featured Brad Banks as the iconic Scream masked killer which makes sense if you compare it to the original Scream movie this was based on. Spoiler: If you haven’t seen the original Scream movie, the killers were gay. Fight me on that.
Brad Banks
JET SET MEN:
Sadly, it seems like this studio that stood out in the early 2000s is no longer active. They had great hits featuring other favorites including Gauge in Rear Window and Landon Mycles in Pizza Boy Gangbang. Once, in response to the cult movie The Ring, they featured award-winning movie The Hole starring Million Dollar Listing's Tag Eriksson (aka, Fredrik Eklund)! Tag has been open with his past and history because he has addressed it, but I am sure part of him wants it fully hidden because info on this movie is hard to find. Even with it being so successful in the past. In 2004, it was the winner of five GayVN Awards! Best Video of the Year, Best Director for Wash West, Best Overall Marketing Campaign, Best Editing, and Best Solo Performance for Tag Eriksson. If you can find it, bookmark it and watch it around Halloween for years to come!
Naked Sword:
Naked Sword is definitely a studio I need to pay more attention to. I am a fan of a great box cover for porn because, let's face it, with porn you can judge a movie by its cover! And looking at the covers for Scared Stiff and Scared Stiff 2: the Amityville Whore by Naked Sword you know you are getting camp, a scary theme and hot men fucking. As they state on their site for Scared Stiff 1:
Five horny studs from the class of ‘85 head up to a cabin in the woods for the weekend. They’ve got weed, booze, and the girls are on the way. But a knock on the door brings chilling news… there’s a killer on the loose! Who is the man behind the mask? Who will be the first one killed? Will anyone make it out alive? Most importantly, will the guys get laid? Find out in… SCARED STIFF!
SAY UNCLE:
If you know my interests, they include muscles, bodybuilders, gorgeous studs fucking and the daddy / son dynamic when there is a generational gap. That is where Say Uncle comes in! Honestly, I haven't spent much time with the site, but in doing my extensive academic research for this article I came across Ryan Bones and Benjamin Blue In “Halloween Pumpkin Surprise”. This screams Halloween and I am here for it. And hey, it was completely reminiscent of a certain St8 Guy fucking a pumpkin that comes in as a bonus mention in this list.
Bonus: STR8CAM JEFF
Straight Cam Jeff Fucking A Pumpkin! The original Only Fans star! For those of you who were not aware, Str8Cam Jeff had a great following as a straight man who was open to creative cam shows for all his fans to enjoy. He jerked off in front of the camera, interacting with his audience, and would occasionally dress up in a costume or entertain some theme. One year he fucked a pumpkin and while many others have gone on to the same, I will call him a pioneer in his right for that one. Wonder what he is up to now!
For now, enjoy Halloween and the spooky season before it passes by. I will make sure to check in and give you all a list of Christmas-themed gay porn…. Not sure there is any themed gay porn for Thanksgiving but I’ll leave it to Men.com to start that trend–haha!
