Two things: First, yes, Jake Tanner is unfuckingbelievable. Absolutely hands down my all time favorite COLT model. Ever. Period. Full Stop. Just fuck me now. Not enough superlatives in the dictionary to describe my lust and respect for this man and his meat.
Second, and it's all I can do not to hop on a plane, find John Rutherford (or whoever is ultimately accountable) and give him a big slap for this, new COLT has SPELLED HIS NAME “JACK TANNER” in one of their very own promotional banners running at the top of their site. Un. Fucking. Believable. It's not even remotely understandable. It would be like the National Park Service running a banner calling it the “Washingday Monument.” I mean come on!
